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This is off track.
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Thank God James isn't here.
You look like,
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um,
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I shaved, I shaved this morning. Hmm.
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We brought up that Halloween costume
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that you were at one point Peter Pan
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or something when you had the leggings on.
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Again. I was shaggy from Scooby-Doo, but you know, and
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You, you look, you look like you did in that picture.
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Okay.
I think it's the same top actually. I
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Like sewing sc Uh, I think he has,
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was it a Yeah, it is a green top.
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It's not this one. Yeah. Because it was like a deep
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V Sure. Green top.
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Sure.
It's a great costume.
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But I bet if you, while we're chatting,
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I bet if you pull up the picture,
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you'll understand exactly what I'm saying.
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Uh, yeah. Anyways, thank God James isn't here.
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We can finally, um, you know, actually cover some stuff
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that matters, you know? Well,
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We should probably wait on Nashville till he's with us.
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Man. I don't even, like, I know that's a kind of a gag,
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but like, legitimately, I don't even know if I could,
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I I don't think I could recap Nashville.
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I don't, I don't remember anything.
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So where are you now? Are you still in England?
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I'm in England. I go home, uh, tomorrow morning.
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Okay.
And I think the, the sign that you had a good
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vacation is like when you're ready to go home. Like
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Right. I like, I think that's fair because
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I've, I've, I've had trips, like when we went
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to Hawaii last fall, I didn't want to go home,
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so I was like, uh, we, we messed up the timing of this.
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Whereas this one I'm like, okay, I can go now.
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So I feel like it's run its course.
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We ticked as many boxes as we could.
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This is, I'm sure this is a dumb question
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'cause obviously the answer is yes,
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but like, you guys had to get Ben a passport
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as a baby. Yes.
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Tim. That's, that's
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So, like, I know Hazel had a passport when she was like
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six, but it does feel like at some level we should just be
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like, all right, the baby's fine. Like, , do you
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Wanna know?
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It's, do you wanna know? It's stupid is, um, so we, I tried
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to get him a passport before the IndyCar race in
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Toronto. And um,
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It was like when he was three months old, two months old,
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Something like that.
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And I paid for the expedited, like processing and whatever.
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And long story short, we didn't arrive in time,
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but being as though Kelly's from there
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and her family's there, and a lot of them hadn't met Ben,
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it was important that he went.
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So after doing some research, you can travel
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between the United States
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and Canada without a passport by land.
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But if you boat, but not by plane, by boat, boat
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or plane, you cannot.
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So we flew my plane to Niagara Falls.
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rented a car, drove across the border
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that was like two miles away,
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and then drove to Toronto, um,
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and then drove back and flew outta Niagara,
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which is just ridiculous when you think about it.
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The other thing was ridiculous.
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I was wondering why you guys did that, because I remember
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that you, you did Yeah.
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Have to like drive to Dagara. That was, yeah.
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The other, the other thing that was stupid was,
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so we both have Nexus, right?
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Mm-hmm . And so we went through the Nexus line
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and the guy got super <inaudible> with me, um,
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and was like, well, does he have Nexus?
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And I, I was like, no, he, he's eight weeks old .
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He said, well, every, every member
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of the car has to have Nexus.
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And I said, O okay. I di I honestly didn't know that.
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I didn't know babies could get Nexus.
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And he said, you know, it's,
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it's a really big rule that you should know.
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And like, I could revoke your Nexus status
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because you came through here with a person
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that doesn't have Nexus.
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And I'm like, I'm so sorry.
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I like, I, I I didn't know that was a thing.
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And he kind of changed his tone a little bit
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because I was very apologetic and I didn't know.
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Yeah. I wasn't like trying to cheat the system.
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And he, when he kind of changed his tone, I was like,
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all right, you guys can go,
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don't do it again, sort of thing.
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I was like, all right, I have a stupid question.
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I'm more than willing to go
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and fill out the application and everything.
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But like, there's an interview that
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any Nexus applicant has to go to with like their job History
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and like, if they've ever been a part
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of a terrorist group and everything.
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He's like, yeah, yes. To go to the interview.
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And I was like, , okay, if you say so,
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so babies can get Nexus
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and they have to have an in-person interview
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with a border patrol agent.
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I had two months old. I had, that's,
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that's the dumbest thing I've heard.
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I had a similar experience though, where we had
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to take Hazel to the emergency room when she was like six
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months old and she was fine and it was whatever.
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Uh, but then if, like, they called to give me the results
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of what she had undergone.
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And first of all, they messed up and they said, Hassel Ham.
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I was like, um, think you of the wrong number.
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They're like, no, no has Ham.
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I was like, do you mean Hazel Durham, ?
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And they're like, yeah. It's like, well,
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did they told me you could, uh, no.
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I, we should have, oh, uh, . Yeah.
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Uh, and they told me they could only disclose the
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results to the patient.
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And I was like, well, the patient's six months old,
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so I don't know , how you wanna like, convey
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that information to her,
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but I'm pretty sure it's gonna have to go through me like,
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uh, bureaucracy's fun.
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Yeah, it is neat.
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Um, okay.
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Uh, we have, we have another draft episode.
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We did the one where we did the, like whatever,
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48 hours in the, in the bus lot.
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Is this, is this, is this Mary kill?
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Similar, except not at
All. Interesting. Oh,
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Uh, , it's the zombie 500.
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So the idea, okay, we're each going to draft in order
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specific roles for a zombie apocalypse, you have
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to pick a driver that was in IndyCar at the same time
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that you were in IndyCar.
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So you can't like, go way back and pick Mario.
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There's five different zombie movie archetypes
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that we're gonna go through,
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but I'm not gonna tell you what
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they are until it's your turn. So we're
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Gonna, why zombie?
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Because we're approaching Halloween.
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Is that, is that where you're going? Sure. Okay. All right.
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So the first one, remember,
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it's gotta be somebody that you drove with.
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So like Reinhard Ray's fine, Mario's not.
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Um, and it's gotta be a driver,
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the overconfident leader.
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So this is your main guy, this is your Carl and,
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and the Walking Dead person who immediately assumes command,
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bark's orders and will probably get everybody killed
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by like the third episode.
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But this is like the leader of the group.
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I'm just gonna say for argument's sake,
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you can pick yourself if you think you would be the best
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leader of a zombie apocalypse clan, but,
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But, but ultimately not the best.
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Yeah. I mean, they're gonna have some flaws, right?
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But I, we, they we're loose with the rules.
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If you wanna pick the best you could pick
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who you think would be the best me
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or who you think would be the most likely
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to step up and try to be that.
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Me. Okay. Me. Do you think you'd be the best?
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Probably not.
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I wouldn't be the, I I would be up there,
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but I'm sure there's someone that would be better.
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Um, I think, and,
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and I know we just said it was a good thing he's not here.
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I think I'd go Hinch because I feel like
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he's got the charisma and he is,
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and he would, could kind
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of take charge. I feel like he, do you
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to survive his, I feel,
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I feel like he gotta like convince
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people to listen to you.
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Right. . Like, you gotta be able
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You just demand that they listen to you.
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Well, that would be part of convincing.
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I would, I think I would pick you if
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you hadn't already picked yourself.
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Sure. Sure. Okay.
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All right. For round two,
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we're gonna go a little different.
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This is one of my favorite zombie archetypes. Okay? Mm-hmm .
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Guy who gets bit but doesn't tell anyone he's been bitten.
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Hmm.
Now I feel like there's an obvious one.
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There's a ucci, but I think we should try
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and get a little more creative with it.
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Guy. The gets bit, but doesn't tell anyone. Connor.
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Connor. Okay. That one's gonna be my second guess. Damnit.
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That was who I was gonna take .
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Now why do you think he doesn't tell anybody?
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Like, does he think he'll, he'll get over it? I think he
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Would be too concerned to get abandoned.
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Okay. Okay. Or killed .
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Um, man, I feel really bad picking this one,
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but I'm gonna go new garden.
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Oh, I'm gonna say it would be Joseph just
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'cause he wouldn't want to admit to a flaw.
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Mm.
Like, I think maybe he would think he could beat it
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and he's just like, I'm, I don't have to worry about it.
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Yeah. Yeah. That's a, that's a good,
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because he has that, that gladiator warrior mentality.
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Yeah.
Self, self given,
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um, tagline.
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So I could see that. That's actually a good
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shout.
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That's a good shout. I don't know if he'd appreciate it. ,
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Whatever. It's not like he's gonna listen.
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Um, yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one. All right.
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James and Joseph for Yu, while that's,
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that's pretty good. Okay. All
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The person who's weirdly having a great time, ,
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like the person who's just immediately acclimated
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to this world, has no qualms with killing zombies,
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is actually like, enjoying himself.
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Stingray.
Stingray. Okay. That one I did not expect.
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Um, because
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I think, I think he would find peace in the situation
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because of his faith.
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Okay. So he'd be like, whatever's meant
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to happen is gonna happen
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and maybe he could, you know, fulfill some
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dream of killing zombies.
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I don't know. I feel like, I feel like Stingray
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in most situations.
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Like, the reason I chose him is even when
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he's had a really bad weekend, right?
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Yeah. He's very positive and upbeat
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and thankful for the opportunity.
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And so I feel like that's not an act
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and I feel like that's who he is as a person.
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So I feel like he would carry that through the,
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the challenging times of
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zombies.
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I'm torn between two on this.
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I think Scotty Mack or Patto,
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Not Patto.
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Pat Patto be upset. You
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Don't think
Patto Pat would be very angry?
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I just feel like there's some violence pent up in there
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that would come out for either of them. No. No. He's
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Such a, he's such a pacif pacifist.
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Okay. All right. Yeah. What do you think?
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Be Scottie Mack though?
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Yeah, I could, I could see that he's got, yeah, just
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I could see that.
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Just, just golf club out, just . Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I can see it. I can see it.
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Alright. Now this one's not in everything,
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but it came up a few times. So I feel
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Like, I feel like you've, you've won two and I've won one.
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Oh, I didn't even think we were competing,
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but yeah, at the end of this we should see which
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group we think wins . Okay.
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Okay.
Um, all right.
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This one's come up a few times in Walking Dead.
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I don't think it came up in night of the Living Dead
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or Dawn of the Dead, but the, uh, like the engineer, the,
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the really smart person that's going to help build tools
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or help build the, the stuff that you're going to use.
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Actually, no. I take that back and,
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and Donna, the dead, the reboot where they're in the mall,
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they did have to like engineer the murder bus to get out.
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So that, that guy, here's where,
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Here's where you <inaudible> up.
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That's James. Okay.
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Okay. You know what though?
James is very resourceful.
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Okay. I'm gonna go Dalton Kelt.
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Yeah,
Because I feel like, yeah, James is resourceful.
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He's gonna be, but I mean, is he, is he crafty?
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Is he doing stuff around his house like that?
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Because like he's pretty craft crafty.
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Dalton built the thing for his telescope to be able to like
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track the counter rotation
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of the earth and things like that.
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Like
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I think, I think Dalton is book very book smart.
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Um, and, but I would also imagine that Dalton had a lot
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of resources in order to do that via the internet
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or magazines or whatever.
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Whereas James can solve a problem with nothing.
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He can just piece it
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Together.
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Alright. Now, I also, I wanna be clear here.
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Uh, not only do I think that I would die
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really early in a zombie apocalypse.
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Mm. Like I would be the, the intro montage
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that they show the, the apocalypse taken over there.
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Mm-hmm . I also think as a zombie, I'm not gonna make it
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that long either, right?
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Like, I think I'm gonna be one
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of the first zombies to also die.
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Like one of the zombies where they accidentally hit its head
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and they're like, oh, you have to get the brain.
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Like I'm that zombie as well. Sure.
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So I think I die twice
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before most people die the first time. What's
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Weird is like, why isn't,
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why isn't the brain the first thing people
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are going for in the first place?
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Yeah. What, what wouldn't that kill ?
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Like destroy the head of the brain. I'm saying.
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Oh, like every living thing. . Yeah.
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Yeah.
That's,
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It's very strange.
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Okay. Uh, okay, so you picked James, which I think you win
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that one, but I I think don't. Could be two. Two.
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Okay. Two, two going into the final round
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And now we get the wild card.
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This, this could be the guy who's gonna save your team
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or completely <inaudible> your team over.
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Mm. This is, and and you got no way of knowing beforehand.
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Mm.
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Joseph.
Joseph .
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Okay.
Okay. Uh, Elio
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don't, he ain't saving <inaudible>.
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I don't, I dunno. I
Not like he's not saving anything.
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He, he could so much enthusiasm.
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He's running so far in the different
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direction, opposite direction.
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He's throwing, what's Joseph doing? He's, oh, Joseph.
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Joseph will want to be like, again the gladiator type.
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Right. And then he'll realize
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that he can't do it all himself.
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And then it's like, well, it's last man standing
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and I have no friends.
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It's, do you think, do you think Elio
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speech one for, for themselves,
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You don't think Elio would use some of that like
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enthusiasm that he has
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to be like, we could get through this.
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Like still wearing a fire suit. You think he just runs
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To the Hills? No. Oh
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Yeah.
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Wow. Exactly. Wow. That's,
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that's not the read I have on, uh, on Elio.
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'cause Yeah, I mean, anybody who's brave enough to not only
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their own fire suit, but then tell that story on our mics.
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I, I think has some, some bravery in there.
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I mean, everyone poops
Not in their fire suit. I hope.
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Be surprised.
I mean, you, is
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that why you got the darker fire suit this year?
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No.
. All right.
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Now let's,
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let's go back over who's your, who's your full group?
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It's, it's you. Connor gets bit
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and doesn't tell anybody. It's, it's
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Me, Connor Stingray, James
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Stingray, James Joseph. Man,
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I want, do you think you guys full American?
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Do, do you think you guys make it?
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No.
No.
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Is it, what's what's the downfall there? What's
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The downfall?
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I probably get killed,
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but I make it a ways, like I'm, I'm the, I'm the point
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of the movie or the TV show where like they get,
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I get killed off and the audience thinks, oh,
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this is gonna be a sad ending.
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And then there's some hero that saves it
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because I was gonna be that guy and then I don't make it.
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So that's me. Like I'm the, I'm the, I'm the last
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of the beginning to get killed,
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If that makes sense.
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Okay. Alright. Um, do you outlast Connor with his of course.
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Or not? Tell anybody of Okay.
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You outlast Connor
. Um,
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I think I would say, I would say James
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and Joseph are the last two standing.
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Um, for different reasons.
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James, because he'll probably get pretty good at hiding
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and Joseph because he'll be pretty good at
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surviving
.
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Okay. All right.
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A little weird, I think that you didn't go with Ed. Hmm.
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Which, like you guys for which one? Playing together?
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For which one? For any of them. I know,
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Um,
Like maybe the science the way out
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of it. I think Ed could be
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No, he once got confused between leaders and
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gallons.
.
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Okay. All right. Fair enough. . .
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And I guess like, you don't need both owners of the plane.
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, you just need to get to the plane first.
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, it's kinda like, uh, I, I had a,
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a scuba diving instructor.
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Tell me, you don't need to outs swim the shark. Yeah.
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You just need to outs swim The other divers. . Yeah.
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Yeah. That's true. That is true.
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I don't know. Okay. I think your group,
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I do think your group probably beats mine.
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Oh, for sure.
And I don't for sure.
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I don't love that. Yeah.
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I also like,
I don't know, you
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Have James, Joseph, Elio and Dalton.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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When you, when you say it all together like that,
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all factually in an order, it's, uh,
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doesn't smell fucking great. ,
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do you have a favorite zombie movie?
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Yeah. What's the Will Smith one? Like the,
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Oh, well technically that's a vampire movie. I am legend.
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That's vampires.
Yeah.
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Is it?
They can't come out during the day.
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All right, well then World War Z.
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Okay. World War Z is a good one. What?
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Have you ever seen Sean of the Dead though?
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Yeah, but it's stupid.
I think that one might be mine.
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Yeah. Well that makes sense. All right.
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Yeah. Well, uh, glad We Got Back. Favorite movies
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Also Casablanca.
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Yeah, it's a perfect movie.
Okay.
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It's not there. There should be a sequel with Zombies.
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Casablanca's a perfect movie. the sequel in my head.
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The sequel would already be a beautiful friendship.
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It would be about Captain Renault
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and them going through the African Desert
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and joining the Resistance.
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It's a perfect movie. Uh, alright.
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, well have fun in England. Did Ben get to see Big Ben yet?
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Big Ben. Met Little Ben. Yeah.
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There you go. All right, well, uh,
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see you Thursday when we'll recap Nashville.
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Can't wait, bro. ,
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