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This is off track.
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Alright, golf. Tim
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What is, oh, is this, sorry, is this Tim
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Track with Tim and Tim now?
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Jesus. Yeah. What are you doing?
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Ridiculous, Tim. I
Want everybody to know Tim Track.
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I hit record. Alex goes,
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Hey Tim, why don't you intro this one. . Nope.
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Didn't have, I don't remember that.
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That's not what I heard. Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm. Allegedly. All
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Right, well we finally have both
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of you here for a Tuesday show. That's nice.
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No guess. And
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Off track with HCH and Rossi and
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No guess.
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Uh, all right, well we put out the call on Twitter asking
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people for q
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and as I tagged you guys,
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so you should also be able to see them on
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That.
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Oh, we're seeing, we're seeing, I have
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Everything needed.
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We should get right into it. Any, any jump out to you yet?
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So many. There's some really good ones. Guys.
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We're gonna have to make a, a list here
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'cause we're not gonna be able to get all
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through all these. Let's,
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Let's just start, and let's alternate the answers.
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Let's rapid fire this sucker.
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All right. We have Twinkle Tires asked If your pet great
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name suddenly became human for 24 hours,
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what would you do together?
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A whole party.
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I'd have to have a long chat with Teddy about
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what he can tell other people about.
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'cause he seemed too much .
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Like
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He doesn't, he doesn't think that me going
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to the bathroom is a private activity.
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He likes to be a part of that.
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Yeah, that's, yeah. They all do that.
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I think that's normal. Well, me,
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we watch them go to the bathroom. Yeah. Yeah.
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That's true. That's true.
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And at least he doesn't go pick mine up.
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Hmm. That is an amazing question.
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I, I would just wanna just talk all day about all
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of the things that they had questions about.
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I, I would, I, yeah. I'd wanna explain,
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if I leave you, I'm coming back.
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When I say know it's for your benefit, please listen.
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I would, I would somehow find a human way to,
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I would play catch with Lucy
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'cause she just loves fetch, so she'd be able to throw back
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and let her use those opposable thumbs.
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Let them have a really nice meal sitting at the table,
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you know, with a knife and fork. Um, but yeah,
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I definitely, I would want,
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I would wanna make sure Teddy knows I've never intentionally
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stepped on his paw Fair. Like it's,
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I feel like it, I feel like then
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cuddling gets weird though.
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Really like, cuddling my dogs, but they were, if they were
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people, it'd be, it'd be weird. Yeah.
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All right, next question. .
Uh, okay, well,
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this one we actually can answer.
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Will you guys do another off track live at IMS this year?
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Oh, um, yeah, we're working on it.
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So we should have some details for that shortly.
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Um, at Carb Day.
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Uh, all right, James, one for you from Ethan Burns.
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What's easier to commentate? Talk about F1 or IndyCar. Ooh,
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I just wanna know that. Ethan.
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Yeah, great question. Uh, I would say he's still IndyCar
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because I know so many more of the people
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and I'm, you know, obviously more experienced
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with the tracks and the cars and, and everything.
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you know, if I'm honest, in most of,
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so I would still say IndyCar is, is easier in that respect
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for me, for me.
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Um, I, I saw one that I thought was funny, uh, for, uh,
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I guess any of us, which non-American driver has become the
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most American since joining the grid?
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Oh, Simon.
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Without a doubt.
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Yeah, he came over super French
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and he is now American as hell.
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That is a great call. So, yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah.
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I, no notes. No notes. .
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Okay. Alex, I think this one's for you, uh,
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or not think it is for you from, uh, Colleen.
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The people wanna know who Rossi's favorite boyfriend
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of Rory Gilmore is.
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This is obviously reference to us finding out
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that you're a Gilmore Girls fan.
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Not this is put to the test. I'm not, ah, I'm not
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Gonna talk about, no,
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I'm not gonna talk about favorite boyfriends.
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That's a weird thing for another guy to talk about.
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Okay. All right. Well, who's your favorite character
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On the camera?
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Rory's my favorite character without a doubt.
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I'm a Richard Guy, you know. Okay.
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I haven't watched it. . Um, I got one
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that Cody Brayson in.
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It just says, why Tim
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Fair.
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And I, I don't know if that's why
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Tim, but there's no comma.
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It's just why Tim and I'll, so that's not for you.
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This is for Alex and I, um,
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No, I took it to mean like, why, why is Tim just,
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Yeah, why, why Tim?
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Honestly, honestly, because this started as a joke
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and we were like, the only person
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that will do this for free is Tim .
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Yeah. Do you wanna The
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Sad truth?
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No. The wonder, the sad, sad truth is
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that without Tim, this may have never
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started
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If you actually go back to the genesis
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of the show, like, I
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Think you, he's one that had the, about Liza?
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No, Liza, this doesn't start,
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But he had the Yeah, but he had the, the,
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I'm not gonna say the company name,
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but he had the connection at the company
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that, but you're right.
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We may have started it otherwise, but he wouldn't
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Have had that.
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This was Right. Right. You're
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Wanna give a fact.
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This is Lizza did. This is a Liza idea. Yeah.
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Sorry, Tim. I was trying, but he wouldn't let
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I mean, I'm, I'm gonna dispute that,
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but We'll, we'll do that in private though.
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It definitely would not have happened without Liza.
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So that's, that's fair too. Okay. Stacey, St.
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John, this is for both of you guys.
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Besides the races themselves,
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what is your favorite thing about the month of May and why?
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Oh, race day Morning without a fricking doubt like
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that is, I, I could do race day morning without the race,
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just as its own thing.
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Go home afterwards.
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that five hours is some of the most like, electric amount
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of energy that as a human, I, I feel,
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and it's not just driver intros, it's the entire, like,
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that place comes alive Sunday morning.
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And it's unlike anything I've ever experienced.
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And I'll never forget.
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And like, I swo, I tell people this
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all the time, I swear by it.
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Like, I remember in 2016 opening my bus door at 7:00 AM
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and that emotion just as much as I did finishing
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that race in 2016, like it was the same level for me
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of like, my mind is blown.
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So, race day, morning for sure.
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It's, it's amazing because, you know, the, the, the,
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the place is an, it's an empty vessel at 5:59 AM
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minus the teams, the workers.
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The drivers. Right.
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At 6:00 AM the cannon goes off
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and over the course of the next 3, 4, 5 hours
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this vacant, it's
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A living entity. Yeah, yeah.
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Thing space becomes like a, life grows in it. Right.
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Slowly people trickle in and start filling the difference.
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Some life is probably made there and
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Some is conceived there for sure.
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Yeah. But it's, it is watching this thing become,
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this living sentient being in real
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time and being part of it.
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You're right, man. It's just, you can feel the
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energy in the place.
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It is, it is spectacular.
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And I am so excited to, you know, just get
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to do it every year in any capacity.
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Mm-hmm . And I'm, I'm really excited for Bucks in this year
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because he's never been, he's been, I think
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for qualifying weekend, but he's obviously always been
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working Monaco and he's never gotten to see the race.
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He's a very passionate
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Motorsports fan. He's a very passionate
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Oh, he is gonna fall apart. He's gonna stay apart.
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Oh, he's gonna be, yeah. He's gonna be in tears.
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Like it's in It's incredible man. Incredible. Yeah.
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How about that? Your first one you ever see in person?
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You're calling live on national television. .
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Yeah. No thanks. Was that, is
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That the case for Diff too?
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Was that he call,
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I feel like he's, he'd probably been at some
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point, but I don't know.
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Um, I'm bringing, just to piggyback on that,
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this will be Hazel's first Indie 500 this year.
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Oh, very cool.
Yeah. Uh, okay.
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Ryan Greco state pit wants to know where are you guys
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Watching from?
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Yeah. Obviously. Um,
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what is the most random place you have been recognized?
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I feel like James, you kind of went into
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this in your . Yeah.
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From Japan. Uh, uh, ni Jojo Temple in Kyoto, Japan. Thank
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you.
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I wasn't a part of this episode. Oh,
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Oh, that's right.
Somebody came up.
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Yeah. So yeah, yeah,
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Somebody , Becky and I,
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after dinner one night, went to this temple in Kyoto
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that's all lit up with all the cherry
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blossom trees and whatever.
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Really? Picture uss really beautiful, you know,
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it's nine 30 at night.
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We're standing there looking in, standing in this like,
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temple structure, looking at this beautiful,
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you know, scenery, whatever.
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And this guy kinda walks up to us
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and he goes, Hey, are are you James Hinchcliffe?
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And I was just like, I kind of laughed and I was
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Like, you're like, am I I wearing it on my shirt? Yeah.
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Like, was like, uh, no, Tim, Tim very
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cleverly was like, did he recognize you from F1
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Indie car or Dancing with the Stars? .
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But I was like, I was like, I kinda laughed.
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I was like, yeah, yeah.
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And, and then he laughed 'cause he thought I was joking.
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He was like, yeah, oh, you're serious.
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Oh my God, it's actually you . And I was like, no.
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Yeah, no, that's actually me.
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So yeah, I got, that's,
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that's potentially the most random one.
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Yeah. I don't, I don't know.
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I don't, Alex I don't have someone recognizing you at the
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Magic Castle when we were there years ago.
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I don't remember. And like, you and I were just there
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to like see a show and, and have dinner and everything.
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Somebody came up to you and you ended up talking
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to the guy for like 10 minutes.
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Sounds very unlike me.
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My, my favorite, I've told this on the show before,
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but my favorite thing, like this was Becky
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and I on our honeymoon and we're in the Maldives, right?
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Like, couldn't be further away from where we live.
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And we are getting like a massage at the spa in
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this resort we're at.
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And the, the lady that was running the spa, she was like,
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you know, she's super calming,
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she's super sweet, super friendly.
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And after, and right before we went in, she was like,
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do you mind if afterwards we get like a picture
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with you guys and like maybe sign some stuff?
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And we were like, yeah, yeah, of course, of course.
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And look man, like I was,
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we both kind of assumed they were talking to me.
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Well, we finish our massages
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and they come up with this, the couple of, like, the people
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that work there came up with a clipboard with every one
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of Becky's movie posters she's ever been in.
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I don't think they had any idea who I was.
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They just wanted pictures
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with the girl from all the Hallmark movies, <inaudible>
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and from the total frat movie and from spun out.
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Like they had all of her stuff.
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And Becky sat there
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for like 20 minutes signing autographs in the Maldives.
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Hilarious. Awesome.
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Yeah,
I mean, I hang out with you to be closer
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to Becky, so I get it.
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I, oh, I get that a lot. That's totally fair.
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Um, . Okay, which driver on the grid would win?
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Master Chef. It's from Brooke.
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Probably Alex.
I was gonna say, I think Alex could
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Probably me, but like,
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but like, does Master Chef include baking?
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Because Jack Harvey's a pretty big baker. Big bake guy.
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I can't bake. No.
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Felix, I call, I wanna be a dick about it.
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He's not on the grid anymore.
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I mean, he is at Indie,
Right? Indy. He is.
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Okay, fair enough. Fair
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Enough.
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Um, yeah, I'm gonna say, it's funny, somebody asked me,
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I did an interview for a, a podcast, um,
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earlier today actually. Um, and
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I Did you plug off track?
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What's that?
Did you plug off track?
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Um, I obviously not, I didn't have to. They they did it.
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It's called Game Time.
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Uh, Jack and Josh, two high school kids, um,
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who have their own, uh, sports related podcast.
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Shout out to you guys. Thanks for having me on.
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Uh, talked about it a lot.
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They listened to the show, so hello.
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Um, but no, they a, they asked me a question that was like,
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you have three drivers, uh,
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and you're stuck on like, to be stuck on a de like,
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deserted island with who would you pick and why.
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And so I was like, well, hunter ray.
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'cause he can fish, right?
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He can free dive, he can fish and so he can feed us, right?
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And I was like, Rossi,
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because he'll, he'll be the guy that figures out how
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to get the fire started, how
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to keep the pH balance in our drinking water.
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Good. And he's really good at like cooking stuff.
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Like he's, he'll know how to make the fire
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and then know how to smoke the, the, the trout
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that we pull outta the, you know, whatever.
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And Patto. 'cause he'll know
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all the restaurants on the island.
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Well,
Pat's got the
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Jet
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Pat's got the jet to get us off of the island.
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Um, but yeah, so I,
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and then I said Charlie Kimball to build,
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'cause he's pretty handy and he could probably build like a,
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a habitat of some kind.
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So, but yeah. So just speaking of the cooking,
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I actually picked you in that exact category.
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Thanks, Val. Earlier today. Thanks Al. Appreciate
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You.
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And this actually works out because somebody asked us,
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somebody asked if you were stuck on a deserted island
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with a driver from the IndyCar paddock, who would it be?
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But they did okay. They did say you can't choose Rossi.
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So I guess that was a Virgin Island check,
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but I, I think that one's asked and answered.
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Okay. Um, ,
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Someone asked what you put in your water bottle in the
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car, Alex, is it like water?
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Is it Gatorade is some sort of jungle juice,
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some magic concoction?
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I don't drink it, so
Yeah. Ever.
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So I remember a few years ago you talking about
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how like the water bottle would get too warm
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and so it wasn't worth having
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bad. That still an issue so bad.
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It's like a million degrees, five laps into the race.
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It's so gross.
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Um, okay, if
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You could drive one car at one track for the rest
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of your life, what would you choose?
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A Chevy Tahoe at? Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
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That's terrible. Race car?
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No, it says drive, drive one race car.
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Um, still my favorite race car was that, uh, McLaren
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four 19 B.
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The riken in one that was improved. The MP four 19 B.
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Um, at any track?
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Probably, probably Suzuka.
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Does it have to be a track you've driven
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and a car that you've driven or can you, can you like, oh,
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I don't know.
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Can you just like, totally wishlist this? Okay. That was
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An actual
Car you've driven
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and an actual tracking driven?
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No, never driven it.
Never driven it.
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Oh, you didn't drive it at that one of that, like
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that Velocity weekend or whatever mm-hmm .
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Oh, okay. No. Um, so why it, so why that car?
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Um, it's the car I grew that, that's the car
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that I fell in love with, with racing and Formula One
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and everything.
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That was that car. Yeah.
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That was a fun generation of car. Yeah.
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D 10 I think was Chrome. Yeah. Yeah.
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It was really awesome. Yeah. That was cool.
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I liked, I mean the, the current, the current ones are
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unbelievable in terms of like the lab times they produce,
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but they're just less, the wow factor isn't there?
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Isn't that wild though? But that,
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and this is actually brings up a big argument that Townsend
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and I always have because the cars are faster than they've
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ever been, but they're not at the, they're not as cool
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as earlier models that were like, he's,
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he's big into the sound, which I
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agree with and, and all that.
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But like, he's big on the speed
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and I'm just like, I don't necessarily
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agree. I they can't be slow.
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But like, I also, I also, I also think the scale
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of them now, they're just too big.
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They don't look Yeah, they don't look
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as visually impressive as they used to.
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So dude, you watch the onboards of Jetta and like,
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and basically every race now where you're actually pushing,
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they, they're, they have
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to give up their necks 20 laps into the race.
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Like, they don't even try.
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They, they, they train their neck
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to hold it up under breaking,
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but for cornering they just kind of like mm-hmm .
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Human beings can't go that fast for that long.
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It's not spo you're not supposed to do that.
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We don't need to, we don't need these cars going any faster.
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We need to probably actually slow 'em down and we
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Need Indy cars to go faster though.
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Indy cars could, could step it up a little bit. Yeah.
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Um, okay. Liz wants to know,
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has Alex seen Christian's tiktoks?
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No,
I don't have tiktoks.
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So I actually, I've, I've now seen these
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'cause people have been referencing them for a bit
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and then no, they'll come up.
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So I've checked it out. Alex, I don't know if you're aware
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that you're in a very one-sided feud
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with Christian, with your teammate . He
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Posts about what? Constantly.
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He's like, I'm gonna beat Rossi at every race.
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I'm gonna , you know, I'm gonna, they're all in good fun
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and they're all pretty funny.
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But I, I now I feel like I've kind of ruined his joke
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by making you aware of it. .
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Well, he's
Definitely gonna watch out.
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Well, I'm still not gonna get, I'm still not gonna get
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TikTok to care, but that's weird
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because like I was him all
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day day. You're should follow golf
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Today on Off Track. You should. Uh,
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We have a TikTok. We
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Do.
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James made me make us a TikTok.
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All right. Have you been five minutes left.
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What else have what else have you been doing
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It?
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Tim, have you been keeping up with our
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I have.
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Uh, I have, I'm trying to find a good one.
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TikTok. TikTok. Literally TikTok more questions. Let's go.
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I was trying. You can't keep,
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No one cares about things
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you've done or haven't done. Tim.
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I was going to Christian's, TikTok. I
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Was just, she has a fricking question, Tim.
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Oh, do your job. Mr.
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Producer
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Why Tim, why Tim?
Fair. I'm asking those
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T-shirts made like Tim
Right now,
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any day now.
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Tim,
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I'm trying to talk and then you interrupt me. .
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What? Okay, yaar 8 1 6 wants to know
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what year was the best indie car in terms
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of overall performance and driving enjoyment? Oh, I
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Have no idea. That's a James
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Question.
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James, you drove from the beginning of IndyCar. , right?
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I look Ray Roon was a sweet, sweet man. Um,
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He was a little young though, right?
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For you? I mean, Roon raising.
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Oh, he was a kid. He was a kid compared to me back then.
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Mm-hmm . Um, that's a tough one, man.
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Like the, the, the 2012 to 14 kit was,
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was a really nice mix of like performance and race ability.
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To be honest, that was probably the kind
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of best one in my era.
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The 15 to 17 manufacturer kit was awesome to drive.
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We had so much down force and it was so much fun to drive.
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The racing took a bit of a hit as a result of that,
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but, um, yeah, it was, it was wicked.
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But you know, I I'm sure if you talk to the, like TKs
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and Dario's that were around back in the late nineties,
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early two thousands, they'll tell you that
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that era was probably pretty neat too,
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with big honking engines and thousand horsepower
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and qualifying special motors and stuff like that.
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But yeah, and the,
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and the stuff that I've done, I would say probably the 12
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to 14 was the best mix of racing
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and performance.
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Okay. Um, all right. Here's, here's the last one for Alex.
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Uh, this is from Nicole Meningo.
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Are we going to get a Rossi special at Cracker Barrel?
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I'm gonna add on this. If there was a Rossi special
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or a Hinch special, what would they be?
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Well, his would be Catfish.
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Well, no, but they, because
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that already exists on the menu.
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Yeah. Um, there, there will be at some point. Yes. Um,
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Well, there's actually gonna be a Rossi special.
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Yeah. And I can't tell you what that's gonna be,
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because that would ruin the surprise.
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All right. Well, if there was a Hch Cliff
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special, what would it be?
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Probably pancakes. But they already have that.
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I was gonna say it's probably pancakes.
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Pancakes and a bourbon.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's not, it's not bad actually.
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Just got hungry and thirsty.
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Kind of figured out what I'm doing
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for dinner tonight. Right? Well,
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It's not like an Easter thing.
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You can have pancakes on for dinner on.
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We definitely have champagne, uh, for breakfast at Easter.
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What's Pancake Tuesday? Isn't that a thing?
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I don't think so. I think tacos.
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Let's make a thing for Monopoly on Tuesdays.
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Well, it's today. Let's just today
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because it's a Tuesday for you're listening
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to this as it came out.
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Have pancakes for dinner and
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Yeah, send us a picture.
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Tag us on social with your pancakes and bourbon.
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Um, we encourage, uh, overconsumption of alcohol
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and once again, breaking any rain.
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Nope. Nope. Once. Okay. You gotta stop.
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You gotta stop doing that, Tim. That's okay.
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We don't encourage those things.
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Stop, stop nodding after that. Stop doing that.
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