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This is off track.
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Well, guys, um, this is Tuesday episode.
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This is gonna be a short Tuesday episode
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because James, uh, has to jump on a flight to Europe.
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I am still in California
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and have to jump on a flight back to California,
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or sorry, back to Indiana.
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See, I don't even know where I am
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or what I'm, where I'm going.
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Um, so, but we wanted to do a Tuesday episode
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and I felt obligated
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'cause I haven't done many of these lately.
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Um, so here we are. It's me
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and, uh, your favorite producer, Tim.
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So, basically the worst two people on this podcast decided
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to, uh, entertain you on your Tuesday.
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So, hello.
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I'm, I'm curious where the comma fell in that sentence.
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Was it me and your favorite comma producer? Tim.
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Your favorite producer, comma Tim. Favorite
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Producer comma. Tim
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Noa.
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Your favorite producer? Tim.
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As in like your favorite producer who's also named Tim?
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No, no. Favorite producer, comma Tim.
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Got it. Okay. Yeah, I'll take it. I'll take it . Okay.
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Because that
Could have been worse.
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I mean, it was dripping with sarcasm in, in lives.
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Look man, I'm gonna take whatever compliments I can get.
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Yeah. I mean, looking like you do what,
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What is that hat by the way?
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You've worn that the last couple
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episodes? I don't know what it is.
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Um, you know, it's, it's, uh, it's just a big hat backing
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American Eagle and Sydney Sweeney.
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'cause you know, okay.
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That seems to be the, the topic of the day.
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No, this is, uh, this a hat I got in Hawaii.
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Um, it has to do with the Maui something or another.
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I like it. Yeah. So did I tell you what I did for my hat
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Fires?
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No, you don't wear hats.
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See, okay. I can never find hats big enough for my head.
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I found one hat big enough for my head.
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I left it somewhere, which is why I can't get it right now.
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It's at a friend's house. Sure.
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I found one hat big enough for my head, but it's just black.
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It has nothing on it. They don't make it with anything else.
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So I got that hat and then I bought an iron on wing
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and wheel from IMS and I ironed on the wing
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and wheel onto the hat.
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So now I have my own IMS hat that actually fits my head.
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I'm surprised you haven't 3D printed your own hat yet.
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Oh my God. That's a dad. That's not a good idea.
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That's, that would be the
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least comfortable hat in the world. But I'm gonna do it.
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You, you could get some of like the sticky
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padding put on the inside of
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it.
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I'm gonna do that.
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Um, so we, uh,
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we didn't really have an idea for an episode.
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So Tim decided to consult the robots. Yeah.
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Um, robots.
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Yeah. I'm gonna chat. GPT for it.
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The, the robots. Uh, do you pay for the premium?
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Chad, GPT By the way,
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There's like two levels of it.
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There's like the $200 a month one, which no, uh, I don't,
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but then there's like the $20 month one,
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which I think I signed up for a while ago.
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Yeah. And I just still do. Yeah.
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I'm, I'm the same. Yeah. Um, we
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Should split a subscription.
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It, it knows no bounds
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and we should split a subscription .
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Uh, so one of the ideas that it came up with,
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and I think it's actually quite good, is, um, a draft
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style game that, uh, Tim and I are gonna play.
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And if it was cool and Tim, you know, was good at his job,
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you know, he could put on some graphics overlying, like,
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as we announce our picks like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, each of us.
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Like they could pop up. Yeah,
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I can do that.
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It could populate. So, um, essentially the premise
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of said game is, let's say there's a,
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there's a crisis, global crisis,
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and you are stuck inside a racetrack.
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You're in a, you're in a bus lot.
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What, five individuals from the paddock.
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It does not have to be a driver.
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Um, what five individuals from It doesn't
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Have to be a driver.
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Okay. I thought, I thought we were going driver on this.
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Well, I mean, do you want it to be driver?
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No, no. Let's do, let's do paddock,
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because now I got one in mind,
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but I'm worried you're gonna snag 'em. First
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Five individuals from the paddock.
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This is your top five people that you want to be there.
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Um, you got
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Four, eight hours
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So, uh, it could be for a variety of reasons.
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Entertainment, their cooking skills, um,
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I don't know what other skills you would
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need in the 48 hours.
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Uh,
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Somebody to hang with.
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You're gonna be, you're gonna be stuck.
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And it's specifically 48
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Hours in bus.
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Isn't isn't that amount of that much of a time. Let's
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Bump it. It's a week.
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It's a week. It's a week. Okay. And it's not in a bus.
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Let's make it, let's make it a bus.
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Oh. So forget the robots.
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We're just gonna do our own,
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we're gonna do our own track. I, I saw
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It said in the motor home.
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I don't think so.
Uh, to be stuck with one. Okay.
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Trying it. Yeah, you're right. It did say track. I misread.
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It's okay. Anyways, but
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The, the, the, he, the subline said stuck in the,
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stuck in a motor home with
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Whatever, whatever, just, uh, you're,
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you're the guest for today, let's call it.
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Um, so you get to go first. So I go first and why? Yeah.
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I don't know if I want to go first.
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See, you know, these guys better than I do.
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I'm gonna go Brian Herda though. Okay.
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I feel like whatever situation we're gonna be in,
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he's gonna be able to like, think of ways to
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Strategize. Yeah. He's gonna
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Strategize our way out.
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Or at least strategize like, he'll, he'll be the guy
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to like make the plans for
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how we're gonna get through everything.
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Interesting. Interesting. Okay.
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Um, I'm gonna go Ed Carpenter. Um, okay.
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Not because I'm obligated to by any means, um, but
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because I've spent a lot of time with that guy,
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we've traveled a lot, um, via small airplane.
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Uh, we've dealt with some pretty
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intense situations here and there.
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Um, and he's, he is one of those guys that always comes up
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with solutions, pretty calm,
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under pressure, know you can trust him. Um, so
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He's, and I feel like you guys have very sens similar
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senses of humor too, because
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Like Oh yes. Oh yes. Because
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He kind of need that. I mean,
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He's, I would say he's even weirder than me in terms
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of the sense of humor, if I'm honest with you.
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Um, so yeah.
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But yes, a absolutely, we we, we get each other.
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So, so Ed's gonna be, uh, he's gonna come in.
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I'm not gonna rank these in an order
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that he's just gonna be my first pick,
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but that doesn't mean he's okay. The number one.
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And I'm assuming, you know, we're,
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we're not ele like you can't pick me
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'cause I'm barely in the paddock
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and I can't pick you 'cause you're in that motor
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Home.
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I mean, I also would never
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Yeah, that's, I mean I would like
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to say that it's because you're not
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allowed
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First of all, I'd be a great hang.
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I'd bring an Nintendo 64.
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You would obviously be on the list. Um, alright, you're
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Up.
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Uh hmm.
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See, I'm tempted to go hinch
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'cause I feel like it would steal it from you,
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but I actually don't know if I'd want
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to be stuck with Hinch for a week.
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Hmm. I think I'll go, I'll go Hinch. I'll go Hinch.
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Just, just for having somebody kind of fun to be around
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If you're, I
Dunno what survival skills he brings.
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Sure. I mean, I don't know,
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but he, he, he's a problem solver.
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He's a go-getter. Um,
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He's got a lot of Pizza Hut points, right.
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So I feel like he gets a set of a jam food wise.
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First of all, it's Papa John's. Papa John's,
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Sorry.
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So if you're gonna take James, then I gotta take Connor.
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Um, Connor for literally,
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I don't think he'll be of any help. No. In he'll
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Be a detriment
In any situation, but he will be fun.
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Um, so long as he has enough insulin.
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I think that's the only, the asterisk next
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to Connor is Connor plus insula.
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Yeah. This came up in that movie. Uh, this is the end.
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Yeah. Mm. . Oh shoot. Okay.
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This is harder. This is harder than I thought it would be.
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Sure.
Um, I'm gonna go Patto.
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Okay.
I feel like
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Interesting.
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Do you know Patto
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Not well.
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Okay. But all my
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interactions with him have been pretty good.
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Is this 'cause you need someone
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that speaks another language
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Just in case.
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Okay. That would, that's part of it.
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But you got a few Spanish speaking guys in the grid.
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I feel like he knows his way around food.
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The guy's a foodie.
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He knows how to purchase it.
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He, he's got good taste, I'll say. So
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I don't think you're gonna be able to go
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to Nobu when you're stuck.
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That's fair. He'll have good, he'll have a good supply
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of pajamas, so we'll be comfortable.
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Eco-friendly bamboo.
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Yeah. And, and as you've said,
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they're very comfortable pajamas and he ships those himself.
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So I gotta assume he just has like a trailer full of them.
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Mm. So I'm,
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I'm guessing there's at least one pair in my size.
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Um, and you know, if we need
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to go steal some supplies from you,
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I feel like he would be the guy to do it.
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I think he would be the one to step up to,
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to go steal your stuff.
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Interesting. Interesting. Okay. Well here's the thing.
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Like, you have taken two of my picks. Okay.
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, which is, which is a little frustrating
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'cause Pat is gonna be next, uh, on my list.
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Um, and here's the reason and
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and I'm gonna choose,
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I'm gonna choose someone I wouldn't necessarily have chosen
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off the top of my head,
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but do you agree that
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ultimately your best friends in life are the people
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that you send reels to the most on Instagram? Okay.
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I'd I'd say that. Yeah.
Right.
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Which those are your, those are your closest people, right?
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Yeah. So it is, I mean, aside from Kelly, it is
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Tim, James, Connor,
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our friend Steven and Depu, right?
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Mm-hmm . And then it is.
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So those are, those are people, like those are people
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that you would expect if you had to guess
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who I would be sending reels to.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It would, it would. Right.
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Who would you think is next? Patto. Patto.
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Patto is one of 'em.
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Okay. I'm gonna bet somebody you've been a teammate
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with Rosenquist.
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Dude, Felix and I talk, we don't, we don't talk .
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The amount, the amount of communication
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that we have per day is borderline insane.
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Like he is, he is the second most person that I send things
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to next to my wife.
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what type of, what's the genre of real
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Not gonna tell you that.
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Okay.
I'm not gonna tell you that
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What I assumed
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, but, but the, and, and Felix
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and I will, every once in a while we'll cross each other in
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the paddock or like sit next
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to each other in a driver's me and whatever.
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And we solely just communicate based on, Hey, how about
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that one I sent on Tuesday or whatever, .
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And it's just like, then we laugh in person. That
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Is wild to me.
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Yeah. I would never have thought that.
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Yeah. So Felix, Felix
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and I are pretty tight in a very small segment of reality.
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Um, so yeah, so my list so far is Ed Connor. Felix.
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All right. I was, I was gonna go towards Dixon
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'cause I feel like there needs to be like the dad
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of the group, but I feel like
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I already have that with Brian.
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You already have that with Ed
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And you have that with yourself.
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I know, but I meant like, not like an actual father.
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I meant that like, like the group's dad.
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Um, so I'm gonna go, I'm gonna go outta left field here.
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I don't know why I am picking this guy.
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Uh, Lucas, I feel like he just brings a certain level
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of chaos that I want.
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I don't have like a good reason beyond that.
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I just think it'd be funny . Like
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Just the meme Lord, huh? Yeah,
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I just, he'd keep us entertained.
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He's kinda light. I,
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I feel like he might not be like the best at problem
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solving, but I also don't think he's gonna
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get overwhelmed and panic.
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Like he's just gonna be a good hang.
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Weird. Okay. Um, I, uh, I don't, I like the guy, the kid,
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I, I don't understand the pick.
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Um, number four for me, Brian Simpson, um,
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he is the, uh, okay. Bus
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Kill Brian.
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He's the owner of Stillhouse Media.
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Um, great videographer, photographer, all of those things.
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Um, but also, uh, is kind of in a lot of ways
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my, uh, my guy at the track.
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Um, so he does a huge amount for me on
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and off track and, and helps a lot.
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So gotta keep him around. Otherwise I feel incomplete.
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Yeah. You're not gonna be able to do a runoff
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Adam there, right? . Right.
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That'd be pretty bad. And he's, uh, he's,
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he is pretty in tune with what's going on.
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Highs and lows. So, uh, buzzkill Brian, number four.
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Okay. Okay. Buzz kill's a good one.
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This is tough 'cause like I have a lot more
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of a limited reach of people in the paddock
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that I interact with than you. Oh.
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So you better make number five a good one, obviously.
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Ucci kidding? Mm kidding. Uh, shoot.
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This is, this is hard. Okay, let me think about this.
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Dude, I have no idea. Tony Canon.
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Okay, because you need to bring the average height down
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or the average nose size up. Like what is, I
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Feel like he's got a nose for it. Uh,
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okay.
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I don't know man. I, I, uh,
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If so you chose, so you're, you're choosing Patto,
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David, tk.
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So at one point all drivers of Tony's. Okay.
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Yep. I didn't, I hadn't even thought of that. Right.
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Interesting. Who else did you choose James?
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I have also, also in a way, kind of a driver of,
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so you basically chose pass and present Errol McLaren.
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Uh, well, HERDA was he
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No, but aside from Brian.
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Yeah. Which is the only non-driver on the list.
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Okay. So here's, and I'm gonna re I'm gonna wreck con why
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I chose, do you just love papaya?
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I guess I'm, I'm learning some things about myself.
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So what's like, what's,
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what's the calamity that's forcing us here?
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Because I feel like if you're really in a disaster
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situation, having a guy who can survive on 45 minutes
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of sleep at night feels like a good thing. And like,
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He's really good on a bike in, he's
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Got, he's good on a bike.
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He's got energy. He's not gonna take up a lot of room. Uh, ,
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He's compact.
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Yeah. I feel like his showers have gotta be shorter.
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What's, he doesn't have anything to shampoo.
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So like, we're conserving water. I feel like in, in a pinch.
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He's my guy.
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That's a really weird choice. Your last two were weird. I
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Wear HOAs. I wear HOAs.
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Your two could gimme a hookup. Your last two were weird.
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Alright. Um, number five for me.
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Greg Mosley. Um,
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Oh, that's a good one.
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Andrea Auto Sport or Andrea IndyCar. Just,
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Just 'cause I, uh, I mean he's just, he's just great.
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He, for the same reason I guess that you chose Mel Lucas.
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He's the guy that you wanna hang out with. Yeah.
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You wanna keep around? So, uh, knows Mo
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Uh, yeah.
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For, for people who don't know Greg Mosley, he works
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for Reti Indy. Um,
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Married Marissa.
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Married. Married. Our good friend Marissa
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became our good friend.
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Greg. Fred. Okay. Let's add, let's add an element to this.
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You get to stick me with somebody.
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I get to stick you with somebody. All right.
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Let's just say, because we both
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probably stick each other with Farci.
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That's off the table. No,
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No, I'm, I'm no Liz Smith.
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Oh, my ex-girlfriend. Nice. Thank you for that.
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Um, we're still good friends. We'd get along fine. Yeah.
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Oh, I know. It'd be great. Yep.
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Um, I don't know if my current girlfriend would love it.
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, but, uh, ? No, Liz, Liz I think would be,
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she's, she's organized.
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I think she'd be able to like stay on top of things.
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She, she love Liz. She works great with Brian. She would be
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Great in a, I've know Liz way more than you,
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or way longer than you have.
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That's, that's fair. Okay.
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But if we're gonna go, if we're going
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that route, Liza Markle
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Interesting.
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interesting. Yeah, that would be, uh, that would,
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that would, that would have an element to it.
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Um, your
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Former, former assistant.
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Yes. We'd both get along fine with them.
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Well, a hundred percent. So Liza, Liza, uh,
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actually this podcast was pretty much Liza's brainchild.
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Um, this was her idea way back in 2017 that, uh, me,
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James and Tim all thought was a complete
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joke and waste of time.
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And ultimately it is,
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but uh, it somehow survived the past eight years, .
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Um, so, so shout out Liza e Liza now works with, um,
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Sunday Media Group, which is the agency that kind of takes
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care of MSR.
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Um, so she's got a great rep with Felix.
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Um, and obviously like, man, I, I was, I was with her
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for six years, so,
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Yeah. Um,
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All good man.
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Let's hope there's no calamity that, uh,
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that forces us to do this.
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But I think we got good groups.
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Who, which group do you think wins in a fight?
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Mine,
Uh,
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you got, I don't know, man.
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I have Ed, Brian, uh, Greg,
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You don't think you know.
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Yeah. Greg's, Greg's a good ringer for you, Brian.
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I think I got the only, the only one I'd like in a fight
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is kan on mine.
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So Yeah, I think you probably do win that fight.
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Yeah, for for sure. I got lovers, not fighters over in.
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I think your net worth is higher. .
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Well that's just 'cause I'm in it.
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Sure. For sure. Sure. .
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Um, alright guys, well this has been a IndyCar edition of,
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uh, of weird draft day segment.
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Um, but listen,
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you got on Tuesday episode, we did the best we could.
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Hopefully next week's better.
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And, uh, I thought this was great. I had fun.
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All right, well I'm very excited to see, uh, the comments
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and also if any of those 12 people listen, um,
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I hope they're not mad or offended.
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Um, now that we picked
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ours thing, should I start recording?
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